You know Plan Left loves to get poetic during big holidays. What better way to show off on St. Patrick’s Day than to write some limericks? We don’t want to keep all the fun for ourselves, though. If you want to share your own favorite, whether one you’ve read or one you wrote, we want to read it!
From Mark:
There was a Nashville company that was shy
They hired an amateur marketing and web guy
The boss thought it was truckin’
The rest of them said it’s suckin’
And they called Plan Left to make it fly
From Jen:
There once was a girl so severe
Who never experienced cheer
She met an Irish man
Who showed her she can
By handing over her very first beer
From Chuck:
A gentleman in a suit in tie
Once said ‘O dear our sales are dry.’
What can we do
before we cry boohoo?
Perhaps we give marketing a try.
He called a many a company
With answers far from aplenty
He finally found Plan Left
who by far were the best
and his sales grew immensely
From Katie:
there once was a marketing firm
where so many people did learn
that plan left is the best
better than all the rest
sorry everyone else. burn.
From Bob:
There once was a dev who coded so well
His functions and threads ran parallel
Then came a bug
Not from under the rug
That made his life a living hell.
From Jordan:
There once was a designer, you see
who would sit at a desk drinking tea
and the leaves were fine
steeped at the right time
no one could make a cup like she
From Josh:
One day I was walking my dog
When along came a dreary fog
We walked, and then ran,
And, in a way only my dog can,
He dropped a stinky log.
And from our FEARLESS leader, Matt:
A young lad once sought out a mentor
But none would reply that he sent for
He turned to the web
Found a thread that said
That technically, we’re all half centaur.
A man of few words once said:
“The path that you’re on is dead”.
They thought he was wrong,
Now they’re singing his song.
That’s how the future is led.
I like kung pao and rice,
But it’s bad to eat it before flights…
My stomach get gets mad
And the after-burn, so bad!
How can I contain all these shites?
Happy St. Patrick’s Day from all of us to all of you!
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