With 2015 on the horizon, our team took some time to reflect on the past year and consider what we want out of the coming months. This reflection somehow morphed into a collection of haikus that we’d love to share with you.

First, there were the obvious New Year-themed haikus—some serious and some…not.

Another year through

You have two choices from here

Same thing or start new

Silver New Year Moon

Glowing Memories fade grey

Starry Night turns day

Kentucky New Year

Blue Grass and Sweet Bourbon Dew

Sunrise, Hung over

Drink up all the booze

Talk about the weight you’ll lose

This year is old news

Time for drinks and cheers

Time to reflect on past year

Lets get crunk boo ya

There were haikus dedicated to our resolutions for the New Year. Again, we started with a serious approach, but that quickly devolved.

the new guy is here

plan left is on the corner

soon both will turn it

Bob works at Plan Left

His new year’s resolution:

Don’t get remarried…

real resolutions:

more coffee and cigarettes

I play for #winning

Make smarter choices.

Will you have another beer?

Why, yes I will. Fail.

One of us waxed poetic about the best movies of the season. Because there should always be haikus about Christmas movies.

Home Alone was good

A Christmas Story better

But Scrooged is the best

And then we got sentimental about our jobs. Kind of.

Marketing is born

From need and inspiration

Plan Left is ballin’

Plan Left, you darling

I won’t kick you out of bed

for eating crackers

‪Social Media

‪You are such a sly doggy

‪Give me more coffee.

But for real. We have so many hopes and dreams for the coming year, and we know you do, too. So, from all of us, to all of you:

Happy New Year, y’all.

We hope you enjoy it, so

Don’t get too crazy.

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